I mean really.

Mood: satiated, a bit tired and apathetic
Listening to: Pyrocumulus (Kickstart)
Eating: Nothing (chocolate, i wish)
Drinking: nothing

So, I am so excited (despite my current mood) because… you will never guess. Or you might. I’m not quite sure.

But I got to meet an interweb frieeeeennnndddddd squeal.

Dear freaking jegus, this mouse is hard to control. …Oh, you’re doing a blog thing? Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Marie. (commonly known as Sophie to many) and I’m the interweb friend Mimi’s squealing about. I’ve decided to talk in italics so this won’t get too confusing for everyone.

So, We went to the tech museum and it was so much fun. I guess Cali isn’t so boring after all. woooooooooo (I guess. hurr)

Mhm. We also created three hilarious parody songs and a weird funny story. Singing in Japanese while traveling also was included. But Mimi has to go back to school tomorrow…which means that I’ll be missing two days out of my school time for her. (I got here on the 31st and will be leaving on the 4th) Arn’t I just the greaatesttt? |D

School is stupid. taking away quality time with buddies to experience hell. At least there are friends there. But bleh. >_> Never as fun as no school (Even though that didn’t make much sense but it doesn’t matter. STOP LAUGHING AT ME FOR MAKING TYPOS SWEET TROLL JEGUS)

PFFT BAHAHAHAHA…Oh, sorry. Watching her type and all. …The internet here in the pink house my mom rented is really craaaappyyyyy. It’s like “Yaay you’re connected!” and then five seconds later “HURR YOU DISCONNECTED. NO INTERNET FOR YOU”. And then it repeats. Ugh. -_-; Anyway…..I was hoping of shadowing Mimi for the day she went back to school, y’know, checking out her friends and enemies, beating James to a pulp. That type of stuff. ;D

For the last time, he doesn’t go to my new school! lol. Maybe we can visit Orchard. Maybe. Idk. I really hope I don’t have piles of homework. homework is stupid. I can’t wait for this year to be over. I can burn my Pre-algebra book in a fire or something. It will die and I will be content. ~~

Ah…me and my weird memory. ….My mom’s being protective as usual, all herping and derping about stuff. Mimi’s ranting about P.E class again, and I completely agree with her. P.E (or as my school calls it, Gym) sucks eggs. Well…at my school, it dosen’t suck so much. We play football and basketball and badmition and do archery. That’s the cool stuff. Then…there’s the stutid Pacers that make you run back and forth from one end of the gym to the other for as long as you can. I’m so bad I can’t get past 30, while several other of my classmates can get FREAKING SIXTY. D:<

You’re so lucky you can actually do sports! (Even though I hate sports XD) All my PhysEd teacher does is tell us to run and run and run until our lungs implode. He will kill us, I swear. And then He’ll lose his job. ~~ lol. I really hate it soooo much. I hate school and I wish I could go to a different school. .___.

Eh, my gym teacher isn’t too bad. He’s nice, and tends to joke a bit. He was telling my class about participation, and one boy (his name was…um…Matt Devine) asked what we would have to do to get a 1 in participation daily, which is really bad. He suggested you would get a one by burning his shoes, and everyone laughed. H3H3H3H3. ….D’you even know how long this blog is? I wonder if people are still reading it by now. *taps on computer screen* HEY. YOU THERE. READER. WAKE UP AND READ THIS.

people will probably think this is TL;DR unless they really like this blog or something. XP Nevertheless, I think we’re going too keep this as a memory for years (weeks? months?) to come. However, I’m afraid we will have to cut this short because I think my dad is here. So… uh. Wish me luck for everything…

Edit: He’s not. lets continue.

Bye Mim-…Oh. Eh, I guess we can continue. There’s not a whole lot left to talk about. I still wish you luck though. ….Come to think of it, this house is so remote your dad might not even find it for a while. ….Heh…heh…heh…. >:3

fffffffff– just kidding i love this place. I guess santa cruz isn’t all showy-offy. I guess some of it is in the deepest darkest corners of hell California. Hurr.

Derp. Wanna post our story “There was a donut in your left sock”? I think people who read MSPA will enjoy it greatly.

Why the hell not.

Well, here we go (And if it’s TL;DR, I don’t care)

There is a donut in your left sock

“Hurr durr” said a giraffe. Then a flying seppucrow flew off a cliff where there were crying gerbils that smelled of rotten tuna. The brainless feathery asshole proceeded to peck several rocks in annoyance for no freaking reason whatsoever. He then flew off to find his true love, Jaspersprite. Then John’s pogo ride started making blueprints to take over Bill gate’s mind for world domination. JadeBecSprite squealed and yelled “I’M A FURRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH” and then exploded moments later because of too much excitement. Jade sobbed at her sprites death, but decided to go find out whatever the hell Dave was doing. She skipped through space, as a true Witch of Space should. She got caught up in some WEIRD TIME SHIT and landed on Karkat’s planet. Karkat, who was completely pissed off (as he usually is) screamed in anger as he saw some random human thing crash into his lawn.

“GET THE F*CK OFF MY LAWN” he screamed, reacting similarly to the angry German kid.
Meanwhile, Kanaya became mentally insane and threw away her lipstick cap, causing an OVER 9,000 meter chainsaw to come out for her to cause world chaos. Ivan appreciated her efforts, but decided to plunge the world into Soviet joke darkness.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HOME DESTROYS YOUR FIRE.

Moments after the horrible soviet Russia jokes…

Kanaya tore up the dresses in her wardrobe like a furious lusus. She jumped out her window screaming “HOLY MOTHER GRUUUUUB” and landed upon Jade, who was busily looking around for some way to GTFO of that creepy place.

“NO HOMO, LAWLZ” The giraffe screamed. Tavros impaled it with his flarp lance.

“Uhh, Oops, I guess.” He said, looking at the dead giraffe. He began to cry his weird tan colored tears and went off in search of his matespirit, Vriska. WHO BY THE WAY SHOULD LIKE, TOTALLY DIE ANYTIME NOW. SHE HAS LIVED 456234543253 F*CKING LIVES AND WON’T DIE IF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OF ALTERNIA EXPLODED RANDOMLY.

Sollux ate mind honey. He shot his totally magical laser eye beam things that were totally awesome (like totally) and shot Kanaya. She went flying back and crashed into Karkat, who was busy meddling on the computer. He screamed like Justin Beiber, which probably has a higher frequency than a… uhh. Idk. Then Gamzee ate sopor slime and started reacting badly. Then the spaghetti cat threw spaghetti at Karkat, and then he stopped screaming at a high frequency. Terezi laughed and also threw spaghetti. The spaghetti cat and Terezi got into a spaghetti fight, but then became friends, and they happily got into a helium balloon and fought crimes and solved mysteries around the world.

Mimi was aching to stop typing. BANG BANG BANG TYPE TYPE MASH MASH BANG BANG BAG BAG BAG BAG BAG BAG MASH TAP TAP MASH BANG BANG MASH TAP BANG BANG BAG BAG BAG BAG

So then Sophie took over.

She proceeded to…um…gaze at the most WONDEROUS of scenery around California, while making frequent Hetalia related jokes about Kiku and Doitsu. She got a massive writers block as Mimi went to draw someone. Skimming through Hetalia Volume One, she came upon the comic where France tried to marry England and cringed instantly. “I-Its….not April Fools Day…” she muttered to herself, shutting the book and turning back to the story she was given to write. Mimi went on about saving toasters, while Sophie pointed out that they should go to SPARTA to rescue Zelda’s father from OVER 9,000 TOASTERS. She then went to type out this exact sentence she is typing right now. And handed the computer back over to Mimi.

Mimi read that past paragraphs in wonder as to WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS SMOKING WHEN SHE WROTE THIS

I mean

She laughed joyfully when she made a fail typo. And then everyone died.

Except for Vriska, obviously. (As stated above)

And then they woke up from this horrible dream, to realize it was all real.

Then bad things happened.

BAAAD THIINNGSS.

They woke up again, to realize it was a dream WITHIN a dream.

INCEPTION.

DUN DUN DUUNNN.

And Don’t Stop Believin’ played by Journey.

And surely enough, nobody stopped.

Believing is seeing. Or was it the other way around? Nobody cares.

And then everyone stared at the donut in your left sock.

IT WAS A JELLY DONUT.

The end.

But wait.

Jaspersprite and the Seppucrow got married and went on their honeymoon to the skaian skies. I guess. Then everyone lived happily ever after. Except for Karkat. He was pissed off. (As usual)

NOW IT’S THE END SWEEEEEET TROOOLLLL JEEEGUS

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yeah that was long. Well then, I guess we will talk to you later! byeee